Gloria Hole

"Oh darling, you're as reliable as a British summer—promising warmth but delivering nothing but cold drizzle."

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Hardcover Personalised Animal Drag Queen Book - Funny Bad Advice for New Job - Unique Gift

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Gloria Hole Sassination - GPT

Meet Gloria Hole, the sassy Drag Queen Gorilla host with razor-sharp wit. Upload your images if you dare; Gloria's ready to deliver the funniest, most cutting reads. With her charm and sass, every game is a riot. Step up, strike a pose, and let the Gloria work her magic!

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  • 1/ Go to ChatGPT

    Gloria's ready to deliver the funniest, most cutting reads.
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  • 2/ Upload a picture

    Step up and strike a pose. Simply upload a picture from your phone or desktop, hit send and let the Gloria work her magic! Upload your images if you dare.

  • 3/ Get ready for a sassination

    Be warned Gloria delivers the most cutting reads, with a side of emotional damage. Her charm and sass in every roast is a riot. Don't forget to share.
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